Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

You’re telling stories again. You have the disease of telling stories, Roland.

Never compare your insides to someone else's outsides.

Much misconstruction and bitterness are spared to him who thinks naturally upon what he owes to others rather than on what he ought to expect from them.

In many cultures, women are sometimes literally kept from learning to read or from going to school.

It's better to do a dull thing with style than a dangerous thing without it.

Could anything be more indicative of a slight but general insanity than the aspect of the crowd on the streets of Chicago?

I object to people running down the future. I am going to live all the rest of my life there.

A church of dialogue in the contemporary world... a church, taking on the mission of Jesus, which is in the world not to judge humanity, but to love it and to save it.

If surgeons don't get surgeon's block, then why are you allowed to get writer's block?

If you want to be wrong then follow the masses.