Don't panic and carry a towel

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Science is the desperate effort to catch up with the 13.8 billion year-old facts (give or take an eon or two).

Making love to a woman is like buying real estate: location, location, location.

I grew up around hip-hop so I didn't think it was about being cool or being black or being white or whatever.

Truth cannot be defeated.

When you lose interest in a program, your last duty to it is to hand it off to a competent successor.

I burned out on AIDS and did no AIDS work for a couple of years. I was so angry that people were still getting this disease that nobody can give you - you have to go out and get it!

The dignity of history.

[It] is the little causes, long continued, which are considered as bringing about the greatest changes of the earth.

God looks after children, animals and idiots.

Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.