Don’t polish it forever, put it out there. At some point the changes aren’t improvements, they’re just changes.

Believe in yourself and start achieving your dream. It waits for you on the other side of the publish button.

Honesty makes stories real and characters memorable. From there, taking them to where they need to go will be all the development they need.

You have to put yourself out there as a writer, you can’t play it safe.

Kids are flat-out freaking hilarious if you are paying attention. Not just my kid, but every kid.

Open your soul and put it out there and dare the world to read it, ready to have them stomp on you and laugh, but ready to do it again the next day.

The best part of being a writer is you get to tell people you’re a writer. That’s still considered cool.

Who do I think would appreciate my book?I’m surprised anybody does. Oops, did I say that out loud?

I wasn’t a class clown, because nuns have no sense of humor. They have rulers.

It’s amazing how my mind opens up right when I have to run on the treadmill. I’ve finished three chapters rather than run a mile.

I usually end have one outrageous minor character. He or she says the stuff I wish I had said in real life. Readers will love that character.

In theory man is put at the center of everything but in practice he is barely allowed to sit on the sidelines

Notoriety wasn't as good as fame, but was heaps better than obscurity.

Change is no loss, Will. Not always.

I'd say my style is all me, It's different from other artist even in my city or outside of my city.

You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact with the audience.

Live each day as if it were your last. Learn as if you would live forever.

I was kind of a jock in school. Beauty wasn't something I spent a lot of time on.

The advice that is wanted is commonly not welcome and that which is not wanted, evidently an effrontery.

I didn't know what to say to her. What do you say to people when they ask how it feels to lose everything? When every planet in your solar system has exploded?

Having experienced everything one time already made it easier the second time around.