Don't quote me that's what you heard not what I said.

Hope has as many lives as a cat or a king.

Part of my humor is the fact that I love coming out of left field. I don't want people to expect what is going to happen next.

When we can find some humor in our upsets, they no longer seem as large or as important as they once did.

I would love to have been a documentary filmmaker; I just didn't have the resources to do that.

In the case of a state that is seeking not conquest but the maintenance of its security, the aim is fulfilled if the threat is removed - if the enemy is led to abandon his purpose.

Truth is for the minority.

Wisdom is to the soul what health is to the body.

I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped.

He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper.

The Russian people get so insanely close to each other as friends. Their lives are interrelated so much on an everyday basis.