Don't regret growing older...remember that a lot of sugar is to be found at the bottom of the cup.

Cultivate your sense of humour. On life's journey from nappy rash to denture adhesive, humour is a great pain reliever.

Avoid being a 'groan' up.

Once bitten twice shy? Sure, but... why not get a bigger dog and bite them back?

Take it slow. We want to know what’s ahead before what’s ahead knows we’re here.

A strong team consists of people who know how to follow a leader.

Some autistic people may emerge from their condition, but nobody knows when and why.

If success is my drug then I've been on a chronic overdose all my life.

Well, I just finished starring in a new episode of the new The Twilight Zone television series.

You can't get to second base keeping one foot on first.

Never ask the Gods for life set free from grief, but ask for courage that endureth long.

I'm always the one with the activist friends. I've been an activist very little.

Let us not overlook so great a gain.