Don’t repeat yourself. It’s not only repetitive, it’s redundant, and people have heard it before.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

I dreamt about you last night and woke up with such a great feeling because I know that you are not just a dream but the reality of my life. -Anonymous#romanceweek

And what most people don't understand is the bulk of business in this country is small business.

I am a book I neither wrote nor read.

We will have to want peace, want it enough to pay for it, before it becomes an accepted rule.

It is understanding that gives us an ability to have peace.

Sometimes you have to smile by faith. If you'll smile by faith, soon the joy will follow.

Not until it starts to stink does the inevitable happen.

But I'm not here just to make records and money. I'm here to say something and to touch other people, sometimes in a cry of desperation: "Do you know this feeling?

Initially the fashion world was more interested in me than the music world, which was strange when I first started singing.

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. G.B. Stern "If you count all your assets, you always show a profit."