Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

A Happiness key: Maintain something to be enthusiastic about. Small/frequent goals = Dopamine hits that propel success.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

If there was no Black Sabbath, I could still possibly be a morning newspaper delivery boy. No fun.

Age 10. I joined the school marching band as a drummer.

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

Calumny is like counterfeit money; many people who would not coin it circulate it without qualms.

Dogs and cats get put to sleep; hogs and cows get slaughtered.

Scratch a socialist and you find a snob.

I have never planned to have babies by a certain age.

Nobody admires anyone else without qualification. If they do they're after an image, not a person.