Don't take life too seriously. After all none of us are getting out alive anyway.

When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking.

Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

He knew he had no right to touch her, crave her like air, but he did both. And when he put his mouth on hers, he recognized the taste of her, like she'd been made just for him.

A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties.

There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.

He felt his heart roll, exposing its underbelly. Nothing he could do about that. He was equipped to eliminate threats, protect and serve. Not to love. Never to love.

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.

Live as big as you can, with what you've got.

For life is too short to resign ourselves to reading poorly written books and sleeping with women we don't love.

He who confers a benefit on anyone loves him better than he is beloved.

President Obama has decided that he wants his presidential library to be in Chicago, not Hawaii. Today Hawaii's governor said, 'Great, who's going to want to come to Hawaii now?'

We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance.

It is not the business of generals to shoot one another.

There is something that pretends to be christianity which is mostly mood. The measure of its faith is merely the measure of its feeling.

Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut?

Oh, come on, Arthur." "I don't want to hear it, Andy." "Jesus Christ" "He doesn't want to hear it, either.

I wish emotional bruises healed like physical ones.

There are so many people in film and television that get between a performer and the audience, and that's frustrating.