Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

I can attempt to stay on the fence. However, the problem is that the fence is a figment of my fear not a reality of my journey.

I wouldn't serve a God who wouldn't speak to me.George Foreman

Chana knows, I wondered sometimes how I raised that child without strangling her. By age six, [Jasnah] was pointing out my logical fallacies as I tried to get her to go to bed on time.

Anything done for another is done for oneself.

I was depressed a lot as a kid, and I was really sad and wouldn't be able to get out of bed.

I knew I always wanted to sing.

I think I coulda landed on a dime. I really do.

There are some things you can't learn from others. You have to pass through the fire.

I enjoy co-directing or even being there just for support because you get to see your script come to aural life in front of you.

Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet.