Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Pet names are a persistant remnant of childhood, a reminder that life is not always so serious, so formal, so complicated. They are a reminder, too, that one is not all things to all people.

Take care of others now, so they can take care of you in future.

We are not defined by belief or by faith nor religion.We are the family of God.

So dear a life your arms enfold, Whose crying is a cry for gold.

It was the kind of love you can only feel toward someone you don't actually know.

The peak of empathogens can be characterised as earthly paradise in comparison to the heavenly paradise of LSD and hallucinogens of that category.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

Necessity has the face of a dog.

Live now, live today - don't be bound by rules, live your own dream.

But, my dear, I knew when I was a baby what I wanted to do, and I'll tell you, kiddo, if you don't do what your heart tells you, you'll never be real.