Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Live your life. The reset button has been pushed.

Time is not waiting for you

According to Joss [Whedon], “TV is a question, movies are an answer.

The fact is that a car used by Gerry Adams and myself during the course of the Mitchell review was bugged by elements within British military intelligence.

How I feel is cheap and used, dirty and humiliated. Dirty and tricked and thrown away.

You will train always for a hundred terrific reasons. Quit and it will be for no good reason at all.

Work? I never worked a day in my life. I always loved what I was doing, had a passion for it.

I don't play golf or all those things people normally do for business. I do parties. That's where I bring people in, showcase ideas and, in the end, do deals.

An hour or two of learning from the masters is usually enough to recharge my artistic batteries.

We are continually shaped by the forces of coincidence.