Don't tell friends their social faults; they will cure the fault and never forgive you.

The test of enjoyment is the remembrance which it leaves behind.

There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.

When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, idealists are very apt to walk straight into the gutter.

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.

Eat with the rich, but go to the play with the poor, who are capable of joy.

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

Happiness is a wine of the rarest vintage, and seems insipid to a vulgar taste.

What I like in a good author is not what he says but what he whispers.

Style is a magic wand, and turns everything to gold that it touches.

What humbugs we are, who pretend to live for beauty, and never see the dawn!

A complex is stealing energy from our personality

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Most salespeople are half prepared. They know everything about their company and their product. They know nothing about their prospect.

I don't judge people by their accent, or how they word things, or how grammatically correct their speech is. Some of the smartest men in the world couldn't spell. I judge a person by their character.

At the best and even unexpurgated, diaries give a distorted or one-sided portrait of the writer.

The wickedness of the few makes the calamity of the many.

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man.

I'm not really a religious person. But I believe that God wants me to do something and it has to do with Thug Life.

In all the woes that curse our race there is a lady in the case.

All the lessons of history and experience must be lost upon us if we are content to trust alone to the peculiar advantages we happen to possess.