Don't tell television, but there is some superior programming being made on the Interwebz.

We're not in an information age anymore. We're in the information management age.

Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sense of control in understanding every single detail of a thing more than any other living creature.

Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.

When you hang around a lot of comedians long enough, you realize there's a certain gene, in every comedian. It's why we get hyper-analytical about things.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who's on a never-ending quest for improvement.

Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.

I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain and use it for good if you want to.

Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms.

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.

Force is never more operative than when it is known to exist but is not brandished.

Once you realize that the imagination is non-fiction, the world is yours

Of how much light will my destiny’s eyes have to become aware until it will come true in death?

Souness critics must eat humble pie as he transforms Newcastle.

Compassion and love give meaning to our activities and makes them constructive.

Doubt works deep within you like a disease or, even more effectively, like a faith.

My hair is my identity.

The soul and eternity of one man depends upon the voice of another

Wanting ... is something 'having' cannot cure.

Should we not have respect enough to God to make a record of those blessings which He pours out upon us and our official acts which we do in His name upon the face of the earth? I think we should.