Don't think I'm not incoheret.

If you can't be funny, be interesting.

I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and he said he wrote a few widely separated words or phrases on a piece of paper and then went back and filled in the spaces.

Editing is the same as quarreling with writers — same thing exactly.

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them.

In the old days in San Francisco there was a famous drink called Pisco Punch, made from Pisco, a Peruvian brandy pisco punch used to taste like lemonade but had a kick like vodka, or worse.

The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.

Apart from God every activity is merely a passing whiff of insignificance.

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

We want people to feel with us more than to act for us.

I never am sea sick, never. I am sea drunk!

There is no before. There is only now, and what comes next.

'Bionic Woman' really enriched my career. It was a big, amazing thing to do.

There is one thing about knowing history, and another in recreating it.

We've made progress in our country, and it's been the Constitution that permitted that to happen.

I think I would have written five times as much as I've written if I didn't have this terrible sense of perfection.