Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.

I've been watching what I eat. When I was putting on all the weight, I was drinking Guinness and not eating. I didn't have room to because I was drinking all the time.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

I couldn't live without my music, man. Or me mum.

I can do anything I want to do really, I might as well.

If you're willing to change the world let love be your energy

If you want to sell the most records, duet with me. If you need someone to come in and bless your record sales, I'm your man.

I've really been grappling with depression. It's all linked with my cocaine and ecstasy abuse.

I am not as bad as people would suggest. Not as good as I would like to be.

I refuse to totally grow up. I've always been someone who says and does things that push politically correct boundaries.

I want you to remember something for me. My name is Robbie Williams. I'm a singer, a songwriter, and a born entertainer.

It has been utterly exhausting to love you.

There is a certain quality to words that when strung in a certain way--has an almost hypnotic effect.

Blessed is the man who having nothing to say abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact.

Poetry is the dark side of the moon.

The ideal of helping is to make others independent of you. You help them to become more independent rather than making them addicted to you.

You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube.

I saw the desert, it grew upon me. There are times, when I have sorrows, that I hunger and thirst for it.

Well, if I am not vulgar, neither is my book. I wrote myself. Suggestiveness is always vulgar. But truth never. My book is not even remotely suggestive. I call things by their names. That is all.

I think a duet with Janet is a great idea.