Don't try to lawyer me out of common sense.

Simple is hard. Easy is harder. Invisible is hardest.

That makes my nipples hard!

Advertising is saying you're good. PR is getting someone else to say you're good.

The romance of Silicon Valley was about money - excuse me, about changing the world, one million dollars at a time.

The goal of the computer is to provide people with the means to extend people's minds and bodies. It is an exoskeleton that expands our human reach.

I want to see the two CEOs of RIM and (Apple CEO Steve) Jobs working together. The thought of this menage a trois is absolutely hilarious.

As the monkey climbs the tree, more people can see his bottom.

Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law.

Overall, OS/2's problems fall into two categories: IBM and Microsoft.

When an idea, a proposition, a cause is presented to me in terms that leave me no alternative but to be for it, because it's all pros and no cons, then I know I'm being conned.

Hope burns eternal in the human heart.

To experience the spirit of peace, one must have freedom.Neither can be obtained without the other.

God and government can work together

All professions, all work, all activity in the human world finds its essential meaning in the context of a people's cosmic story.

Real people do real things. A collective of a whole bunch of people who do things in their own locale, in their own neighborhoods - the sum is bigger than the parts, and the parts will grow.

There's a real strong link today between soda consumption and obesity among children.

To rescue people from the natural consequences of their behavior is to render them powerless.

The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be.

Sure every driver has his value and you want to be respected... but again money is not something that drives me.

With stand-up, you can be as freeform as you want to be. You can say what you want, how you want, at any moment without constraint.