Don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

People stop thinking when they cease to read.

Nicole Richie invited me to her birthday party, and it was at Michael Jackson's Neverland!

Remember that no relationship is a total waste of time. You can always learn something about yourself.

Both my nine- and seven-year-olds have a stockbroker already.

Sufering is only intolerable when nobody cares. One continually sees that faith in God and his care is made infinitely easier by faith in someone who has shown kindness and sympathy.

To acquire wealth is difficult, to preserve it is more difficult, but to spend it wisely, most difficult of all.

On every journey you take, you are met with options. At every fork in the road, you make a choice. These are the decisions that shape your life.

Just accepting that vulnerability is part of the deal, I think, makes that part okay.

Contentment is an undervalued grace.

This life is only the anteroom of a greater reality to come.