Don't waste your time trying to understand why other people are happy with their choices

Even though we express emotions and feel motion, life is nothing but a dream and a magical illusion.

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet.

It may be argued that peoples for whom philosophers legislate are always prosperous.

I personally think if something's not a challenge there's no point doing it because you're not gonna learn much.

Teamwork - everything is one. You can connect with the emptiness of all things. All things are empty.

What do you mean, you "don't believe in homosexuality?" It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.

The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine.

The world was divided into two groups: those who showered at night, and those who showered in the morning.

A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.