Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.

Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.

Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.

In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.

Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.

It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.

It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with.

I like the night. Without the dark, we'd never see the stars.

Unfortunately, just like bullets, you can never get words back once they have been sent out into the world.

Kids are flat-out freaking hilarious if you are paying attention. Not just my kid, but every kid.

Every word comes from the heart.

I cherished the dream of a country embracing all its people.

Ideas are, in truth, forces. Infinite, too, is the power of personality. A union of the two always makes history.

You always absorb a lot from a great actor. What you want, as an actor, no matter where you are in your career, is a partner who's going to bring everything they have to the scene.

I know what's what, and have always taken care of the main chance.

I like the performing part, it gives me a huge rush but it still makes me nervous. Being in front of large crowds is intimidating to me and I feel myself withdrawing.

If democracy, in essence, means the abolition of class domination, then why should not a socialist minister charm the whole bourgeois world by orations on class collaboration?