Don't worry about things that you have no control over, because you have no control over them. Don't worry about things that you have control over, because you have control over them.

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

Out of what... a thousand?

Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?

I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

Man is not made for the Sabbath. Rather, the Sabbath is made for man

A study of the history of opinion is a necessary preliminary to the emancipation of the mind.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years-I didn't want to interrupt her.

The happiness at getting what you want is not usually commensurate with the worry leading up to it.

A thousand candles can be lit from one candle, however the life of the original candle is not shortened in the least.

Love cannot express the idea of music, while music may give an idea of love

You should see me during an action film. I look like an abuse victim.

The only constant I can find is hard work.

Every day, without fail, I eat some dark chocolate.

The gods are deaf to hot and peevish vows. They are polluted off'rings, more abhorred! Than spotted livers in the sacrifice.