Don't wrench your shoulder out of its socket trying to pat yourself on the back," Beldin said sourly.

Once you've decided that something's absolutely true, you've closed your mind on it, and a closed mind doesn't go anywhere. Question everything. That's what education's all about.

I've looked at the world for quite a few years now and I've found that if I don't laugh, I'll probably end up crying." - Prince Kheldar of Drasnia

As soon as somebody falls in love, all the wits seem to dribble out of the bottom of his head.

When love is involved no sacrifice is too great.

The only reason there's such a thing as a morning in the first place is to keep night and afternoon from bumping into each other. -Kheldar

No day in which you learn something is a complete loss.

As long as I know that my motives are good, I'm Seldom very concerned with the opinions of others. -Mandorallen, Baron of Vo Mandor.

...only in the surrender of the light could the darkness prevail.

As soon as a friendship passed a certain point - some obscure and secret boundary - a woman quite automatically became overwhelmed by a raging compulsion to complicate things.

Now's the time to be alive - to see it all happen, to be a part of it. That makes the blood race, and each breath is an adventure.

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.

I love Mormon boys!

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.

At the beginning it wasn't to do with the work, it was more the experience.

Judgement is given to men that they may use it. Because it may be used erroneously, are men to be told that they ought not to use it at all?

...by bringing myself over the edge and back, I discovered a passion to live my days fully, a conviction that will sustain me like sweet water on the periodically barren plain of our short lives.

Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.

What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

Love is an orchid which thrives principally on hot air.

If your organization requires success before commitment, it will never have either.