Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!

And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.

I love and enjoy writing.Writing is a form of daily communication.It a communication to higher divine power.

Woe to that man who runs when God has not sent him; and woe to him who refuses to run, or who ceases to run, when God has sent him.

I believe that the road to pre-eminent success in any line of work is to make yourself master of that line of work.

I wouldn't want them [kids] to raid my liquor cabinet and glug down my bourbon either.

Your truth should be so pure that if lifts a person's soul to the heights.

The comic world has its own limitations, as everything does. I adore it, I respect it, but it's not going to take over all of me.

The MTV thing is the thing that I will always tip my hat to because that was like my acting class and how I got comfortable in front of a camera and how I kind of created my own thing.

All forced virtue is degrading in it effect.

It is impossible to conduct your life as a disciple without definite times of secret prayer

The path of the Warrior is lifelong, and mastery is often simply staying on the path.