Don't you dare hit me in the head, you know I'm not normal!

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!

I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.

I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf.

I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!

A simple job for simple people.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.

I tried to think but nothing happened!

There was so little I wanted to carry. Packing my backpack took me all of four minutes

There are no strangers here Only friends you haven't yet met.

To portray a maniac offers a compelling challenge.

For a team to accomplish their goal, everybody’s got to give up a little bit of their individuality.

Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over a cucumber.

All the goodness, beauty, and perfection of a human being belong to the one who knows how to recognize these qualities.

perfection. I have been waiting all my life to be with you. My heart slams against my ribs when I think of the slaughtered nights I spent all over the world waiting to feel your touch.

In the beginning, everything was even money.

Not a ray is dimmed, not an atom worn; nature's oldest force is as good as new.

If I designed a computer with 200 chips, I tried to design it with 150. And then I would try to design it with 100. I just tried to find every trick I could in life to design things real tiny