Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?

It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will.

To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.

The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.

If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.

Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.

Bullying is a horrible thing. It sticks with you forever. It poisons you. But only if you let it.

If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.

Getting staked had been a hard lesson in choosing one's friends wisely.

Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.

The purpose of life is to live. The meaning of life is whatever you choose. The secret to life is balance in all things…

I guess, like some guy once said, if triangles invented a god, the chances are high it would have three sides.

Amsterdam was a great surprise to me. I had always thought of Venice as the city of canals it had never entered my mind that I should find similar conditions in a Dutch town.

Nothing that's forced can ever be right, if it doesn't come naturally, leave it.

Those of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading "Confused.

A man is involved in life, leaves his impress on it, and outside of that there is nothing.

When I was little, there were so many people in my house. Everyone was enjoying themselves, rehearsing, having fun. It was like a playground.

White-on-white crime is a devastation in America like so-called black-on-black crime. It's not black or white-on-white crime. It's proximity murder.

Buying cheap to save money is like stopping the clock to save time. Neither works.

I did The Newton Boys and during the whole process of making the film, I may have spent a week in Los Angeles.