Don't you know that the very thing a man dreads is the thing that always happens?

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The most powerful force on earth is residing in your heart

I might not be ready to pour out my feelings to the world, but I’d had enough of trying to ignore them.

It’s all just ones and zeroes no matter where you go in the universe.

Tennis is the loneliest sport.

Some sins may help you to remember Allah while some blessings may cause you to forget Him

I call myself the assistant cult leader.

Time has lost all meaning in that nightmare alley of the Western world known as the American mind.

Fame's carapace does not allow for easy breathing.

No one has yet invented a system of education that is capable of ruining everyone.

I don't think fear necessarily is a core human emotion, but I do think fear of death is something that is at the core of every person's existence.