Don't you think I would be a worthy replacement for you, Madam Prime Minister? You have a long nose. So have I. But I don't poke my nose into other people's affairs.

If anyone tells you he is never afraid, he is a liar or he is a Gurkha.

There will be no withdrawal without written orders and these orders shall never be issued.

What is the next thing you need for leadership? It is the ability to make up your mind to make a decision and accept full responsibility for that decision.

It's nonsense that people join the army to serve the country, like the politicians do it only for the sake of the country.

If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or is a Gurkha.

After India's victory in the war he was asked what would have happened if he had opted to be with the Pakistan Army at the time of partition in 1947, he quipped, then I guess Pakistan would have won.

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

He can't make me love him when he's going to leave me.

Imagination is a confident hope.

Oh wad some power the giftie gie us To see oursels as ithers see us! It wad frae monie a blunder free us And foolish notion.

Mrs. Schneiderman's theory of life was that earth held no sorrow that food could not heal.

Forgiving is not forgetting. Forgiving is remembering without pain.

The mind is its own enemy, that fights itself with the innumerable pliant and ineluctable arms of the octopus.

To travel is to shop.

Inflation is the senility of democracies.

By passing into the psychedelic phase, the space-faring phase, the entire species is passing into adolescence.