Don't you think almost anything can be funny? Almost anything.

I think someone who writes a ghost story probably needs to believe it in some way.

There are so many people who write really interesting work and try super hard and still don't get published.

I've heard a lot of editors and agents say, "If the book is good, it will get published." I totally disagree with that.

It's really difficult to know what is the best way forward when you're not getting a lot of support - and probably most writers aren't getting enough support.

I love ghost stories, I love to read them, and I love the idea of being haunted.

Nice girls are not supposed to be hungry. They are not supposed to feed themselves or care about their own food. They're definitely not supposed to take food out of a child's mouth.

It is radical for a woman to choose to survive and to choose to eat anything.

When I was in college, I had a friend who was an artist and her theory was that all the best art in the world is funny/sad. That was her favorite genre. Funny/sad are probably my two favorite tones.

I've always been a teaser, even as a kid.

You can hurt people's feelings if you laugh.

Der Papst ist der einzige Konzern-Vize, der seinen Chef nie zu sehen bekommt. Nicht einmal bei der Weihnachtsfeier.

There is only one possible solution to the race problem and that is a vital personal experience with Jesus Christ on the part of [all] races.

Leftism has influenced the literary, academic, media, and, therefore, the political elite far more than any other religion. It has taken over Western schools from elementary through graduate.

He bared his teeth in a happy feral grin. My own personal psycho.

There's no place like home, there's no place like home

The most vital aspect of winning is mental attitude.

We are ashamed of our thoughts and often see them brought forth by others.

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.

The whole Kardashian family, they have a bunch of energy.

Law makes long spokes of the short stakes of men.