Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over

Either we shall find what it is we are seeking or at least we shall free ourselves from the persuasion that we know what we do not know.

No way, that would kill my diet for the week. I don't know how you can stand to eat so unhealthy, Quinn. Just consider it an amuse-biatch.

Nature is inside art as its content, not outside as its model.

A designer is only as good as the star who wears her clothes.

As the character changes in the movie, it rubs off on the viewer, so the viewer also goes through that change.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. People are very inclined to set moral standards for others.

A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.

All the pathos and irony of leaving one’s youth behind is thus implicit in every joyous moment of travel

Everybody has to learn that the world works in very specific ways, and you're not in charge of it.

Infinite sharing is the law of God s inner life.