Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

Trials and tribulations only come into your life to test you, so you could make some testimonies out of them.

It is very difficult to slow down. The practice of medicine is like the heart muscle's contraction - it's all or none.

When you cease to dream you cease to live.

People are really happier with friends than they are with their families or their spouse or their child.

The media is either our salvation or our death.

The world's culture is changing, adapting. People are keeping what's good in a culture, and sweeping out the rest.

Never could an increase of comfort or security be a sufficient good to be bought at the price of liberty.

I think it's not inaccurate to say that I had a perfectly happy childhood during which I was very unhappy.

How can I go out there and create value?

I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for 20 bucks. I'll pay you 20 bucks and I'll eat it.