Donald Trump does what everybody who voted for him wishes would happen every time the left pipes up.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

If life has not changed or taught you anything, you haven't been living it right!

Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness and wondered if he shouldn't just jump over and have done with it.

There are many examples of female leaders who are not afraid to take responsibility and openly face the challenges in the worst situations.

There are many marks of a true lady but I believe that one of them is to walk with her head held high while her world falls apart around her.

We fumed and screamed in our mountain nook, mad drunken Americans in the mighty land. We were on the roof of America and all we could do was yell, I guess - across the night.

Everything is cyclical. Historical eras go through times of intense cynicism, broken by periods of intense idealism.

Even though we are deceived, still believe. Though we are betrayed, still forgive. Love completely even those who hate you.

The need of the immaterial is the most deeply rooted of all needs. One must have bread; but before bread, one must have the ideal.

No town can keep a man, but men keep towns.

It is hard to teach an old dog tricks.