[Donald] Trump doesn't give up and let [the Democrats] have what they want. But people around Trump and some others in the world of politics do.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Our temptation is to look eagerly for the minimum that will be accepted. We are in fact very like honest but reluctant taxpayers.

I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.

Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed.

Entropy is the price of structure.

I know writers who write only when inspiration comes. How would Isaac Stern play if he played the violin only when he felt like it? He would be lousy.

Planet Earth, gentle and blue With all my heart, I love you. Dancing the Dream by Michael Jackson

Our feeling is that the status quo often gets a boost and this is the new status quo.

Nothing keeps me in such awe as perfect beauty; now, there is something consoling and encouraging in ugliness.

Is your love for the Lord sufficient to give all your time and talents to his work?

If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples' lives for the better.