Donald Trump doesn't pose a single threat to the greatness of America.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Giving up on your dreams and still living the life is called a living hell.

The person who failed often knows how to avoid future failures. The person who knows only success can be more oblivious to all the pitfalls.

I can fight with a real problem. But I cannot solve the ignorance. I cannot solve the illusion of your mind.

Umpires are necessary evils. That's just the nature of the beast. For years, people have looked on umpiring as a job they could get any postman to do.

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.

Why even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it?

The nonchalance and dolce-far-niente air of nature and society hint at infinite periods in the progress of mankind.

It's important to find a team where you can be comfortable. I know there are a lot of high expectatons.

India has the right, if she only knew, of becoming the predominant partner by reason of her numbers, geographical position and culture inherited for ages.

All artists are two-headed calves.