Donald Trump has defied practically every playbook or blue book technique in dispatching an opponent.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Well, I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.

How many beautiful trees gave their lives that today's scandal should, without delay, reach a million readers.

Blood, though it sleep a time, yet never dies. The gods on murtherers fix revengeful eyes.

To one man a stream is so much water-power, to another a rendezvous for lovers.

The first thing required of a teacher is that he be rightly disposed for his task.

The State must follow, and not lead, the character and progress of the citizen.

I don't think God will continue to bless America if we continue to kill 1.2 million children every year.

Let it never be said of this generation of Americans that we became so obsessed with failure that we refused to take risks that could further the cause of peace and freedom in the world.

When I first came in, I partied and had a good time. I used to spend $500,000 on chains that don't make no sense. Then I started having babies. I don't do the bull**** no more.

I find brass bands have a melancholy sound. All right out of doors, of course - fifty miles away. Like bagpipes, they turn what had been a dream into a public nuisance.