[Donald Trump] is not cool and therefore they're very proudly pointing out that none of them are gonna perform at his inauguration.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

When I became too much myself, I had to change my life.

Just because you see bad contents in few pages of the bookIt doesn't mean the whole contents in that book are bad too

A recipe is a story with a happy ending.

Knowing something is always never enough understanding it, is "Key

I'd like to wear my old [cinnamon buns] hairstyle again - but with white hair. I think that would be funny.

I appreciate all of the attention I get in my career. I am a loner and live a rather secluded life so sometimes I do get overwhelmed, but I am always very appreciative of everything, and honored.

Teach your children or your grandchildren Chinese. It is going to be the most important language of their lifetimes.

our contempt of wealth does not extend beyond the hour when we can get it in possession.

I spend most of my time writing.

The true Christian hero will appear in the cause of Christ, not only when it is prevailing, but when it seems to be declining; (he) will be on the right side, though it be not the rising side.