Donald Trump is nuts, his party is chock full of nuts too, and that is bad news for Americans with a nut allergy.

My mind is like the Titanic, to many brain cells for the life boats.

BREXIT?So mental a political tap dance, that it makes riding a porcupine bareback over a cliff seem the only sane thing to do.

Trust a politician? I would rather staple gun my nuts to the back of a charging rhino.

I would wish you gods speed but I don’t want you to waste time looking for him.

Gadzooks you plagiaries of truth, for twas foreseen by mine own eyes that this world is flat and straddled by two platypus's being ridden by a sea horse........

It looks as if British democracy died a few years ago, and nobody noticed.

I also have to add that if Rembrandt had been given a camera then that guys understanding of light and form would have blown the rest of us shooters into a black hole of despair.

How did I get where I am.” If your answer is anything but dumb luck then you are sadly deluding yourself.

If I believed a giant Platypus was coming to liberate humanity and save us all, it would still make more sense than the climate denial people do......

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

She is of the strangest beauty and the darkest courage, and when she walks with intent the earth trembles beneath her feet.

I regained my soul through literature after those times I'd lost it to wild-eyed gypsy girls on the European streets.

People who avoid their fears also avoid their power.

There is nothing so nice as supposing. It's almost like being a fairy. If you suppose anything hard enough it seems as if it were real.

Their eyes were dark and hard and glowing, with no fear in them, no kindness and no guilt.

The institution of delegated power implies that there is a portion of virtue and honor among mankind which may be a reasonable foundation of confidence.

We have tried to get closer to them, but we never copied anybody, we always tried to play our football

Do not engage to find things as you think they are.

Arbores loqui latine. The trees speak Latin.