Donald Trump's a bigot without a shadow of a doubt.

Why do all Republicans need Lego hair?

The Israelis haven't done anything to the Palestinians. They treated them with flowers and roses.

Donald Trump didn't go to Vietnam. He said he had a medical problem. He got a medical deferment. Now his doctor says he's the healthiest man alive.

You can't get any more patriotic than dying for the country.

Donald Trump is a disrupter, that's why he's winning.

In his life, Donald Trump's had a great track record of failure, bankruptcies, running from Vietnam, everything like that.

You know what's a savvy business move? Making a profit.

Donald Trump is actually a loser.

Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting. We allow them to disperse because we've been ignorant of their value.

If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

For me, writing essays, prose and fiction is a great way to be self-indulgent.

God is a gross answer, an indelicacy against us thinkers- at bottom merely a gross prohibition for us: you shall not think!

The contours of the coming disaster expanded to include the deaths of all present.

Fathers should make you feel safe.

I mean, give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere.

The birthday of the Lord is the birthday of peace.

Real genius is nothing else but the supernatural virtue of humility in the domain of thought.

The country is the place for children, and if not the country, a city small enough so that one can get out into the country.