[Donald] Trump's establishing his bona fides on military preparedness. No histrionics, just the facts.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

When I get a fringe, it's because I'm bored or need a change; I always regret it!

Thought is just an apprehension of touch.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

I think you can look at the British economy with confidence.

Most lives are spent putting on and taking off masks.

Good physical condition is protection. Our strength comes from our body.

Cooperation in the most natural thing in the world

[I like] Victor Jara and the music of Chile, and the social movement in Chile.

Most Americans aren't the sort of citizens the Founding Fathers expected; they are contented serfs. Far from being active critics of government, they assume that its might makes it right.

Odd things happen in New York, which is why it's such a great source of stories.