Donald Trump's words are are not funny, his words are poisonous.

We must confront the reality that his [Donald Trump] comments have provoked, and consider whether we want to import such hatred to this country.

As politicians we have to make very difficult decisions and one...is when freedom of speech actually insults public safety.

The real question is "Why should we make an exception for billionaire politicians?". We should not.

The law needs to be applied to everyone equally and the Home Office has previous in banning hate preachers engaging in rhetoric similar to that of [Donald] Trump.

Never pause unless you have a reason for it, but when you pause, pause as long as you can.

Own your own dreamsCornelius Crapp to Gerald Crapp

A high functioning palate allows you to live without sugar and salt

The world has a lot to thank murderers for, when you come to think of it.

Stay strong. Don't worry about things you cannot change and don't worry about things changing that you cannot stop.

The mania is like wasps under the skin, like my head's going to explode with ideas.

It's kind of a camaraderie in the comedy community, people are kind of proud of how badly they go down sometimes, and it's quite nice to join in with that.

It's a beautiful day for a night game.

If you see the illusion you are enlightened, but if you think that you are enlightened you are in the illusion!

I was born in London, so going there is always a treat.