Dont bring a candlelight vigil to a gunfight

Journalism is about covering important stories-with a pillow, until they stop moving.

I can't wait until dissent is patriotic again.

I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth.

Compared to the typical Zim/Chomsky-spouting grad school clown, a trucker with a screaming eagle hat is a paragon of political nuance.

Think you have a low opinion of government? You should see government's opinion of you!

Let's keep people with weird religious faiths out of government. Especially those who have a weird religious faith IN government.

When it comes to government policy, can we please stop using words like "architect"? Telling people what to do is not a skilled profession.

It will be a great day when taxpayers keep the money they earned and DC has to hold a bake sale to to raise the debt limit.

Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine.

Our real debt ceiling isn't decided by Washington; it's decided by Beijing.

Absolute commitment is a great currency for obtaining great things

When money realizes that it is in good hands, it wants to stay and multiply in those hands.

When we lose one blessing, another is often most unexpectedly given in its place.

The past, the present and the future are really one: they are today.

If it’s a revolution it can’t be predictable. And if it’s predictable it can’t be a revolution.

There is more to biology than rats, Drosophila, Caenorhabditis, and E. coli.

I am conscious of having served England as I served my own country.

The virtue which we appreciate, we to some extent appropriate.

I put a lot of pressure on myself, more than anyone else.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'