Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real

South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads.

Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

Only God who appointed me will remove me.

What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

We have said we will never collapse, never ever. We may have our droughts, our poverty, but as a people we shall never collapse, never ever.

We don't mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans.

Gossip has always been a problem. It is one of the most powerful, addictive behaviors there is. As long as the human race has had a common language they have used it to gossip.

No life form on this planet undergoes such a slow and graceful death as the tobacco leaf.

My grandmother got her law degree from Syracuse University in roughly 1911 and later co-founded with her husband an investment banking firm on Wall Street known as Lebenthal & Co.

One must not judge everyone in the world by his qualities as a soldier: otherwise we should have no civilization.

Power is something that is abused. I suppose use and abuse are in the eye of the beholder.

The orator puts off his individuality, and is then most eloquent when most silent. He listens while he speaks, and is a hearer along with his audience.

The truths that I know best I have learned on my knees. I never know a thing well, till it is burned into my heart by prayer.

I'd like to go to Brazil I think. Do a little South America trip.

Patients reported that their psychedelic sessions were an invaluable experiential training for dying.

There is nothing like writing to force you to think and get your thoughts straight.