Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.

In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.

You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.'Nope, ' I replied.

Happiness is a strange thing. It is something I tend to recognize only after it has passed, when I realize I miss it.

Tell the world what you intend to do but first show it.

A friend may be nature's most magnificent creation.

If you haven’t been made uncomfortable by the teachings of Jesus, you probably haven’t understood them.

By nature all men are equal in liberty, but not in other endowments.

My first rule - the golden rule - ensures that over the economic cycle the Government will borrow only to invest, and that current spending will be met from taxation.

A human being has been given an intellect to make choices, and we know there are other food sources that do not require the killing of a creature that would protest being killed.

I love mockumentaries. When they're done right, they're really good.

Don’t stay stuck on the people who’ve hurt you. Move on and let your future give you the better that you deserve.