Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.

The world is grand, awfully big and astonishingly beautiful, frequently thrilling.

I actually turned down an opportunity for a private interview with Adolph Hitler.

My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish!

I think sometimes it is more important to be gracious than to win

Why can't I be the adorable one?

I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic.

I am not a grammarian. Maybe my style is eccentric.

Sodomy is in the Bible, to be read in churches. I wouldn't rule it out of Mr. Bruce's act if he cares to comment on it

Lenny Bruce is a very moral man trying to improve the world and trying to make audiences think

Im off to race around the world - a race against time and two men. I know I can beat time. I hope I can beat the men.

All that I am I owe to Jesus Christ, revealed to me in His divine Book.

Assisted him? Dylan made the repairs. I only fell and hit my head, from what I can recall. Yes, I make excellent deadweight.

I generally wade in blind and trust to fate and instinct to see me through.

I think you have to be much more secure and much less angry to trust the simple. You've got to be in a pretty good place to trust those simple, obvious answers and, most important, to use them.

One of the injustices of the world was that it was so easy to make the innocent and caring ones happy with so little.

Richard Christian Matheson is a master of compression. He knows how to catch a moment in words and convey it straight to the reader's heart.

This is what a memorial is: standing still, staring at something that isn’t ther

Many runners worry about who is in the race, or they think about the time they must run to win. I only try to run as fast as I am capable - nothing less.

The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.

on that piece of white paper, sam wrote, "write about me sometime." and i typed something back to her, standing right there in her bedroom. i just typed. "i will.