Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies.

Right, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it, and what we need to get to get what we need.

A living skeleton isn't enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days?

What would killing the Elders result in?" "Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?

China is the same age as I am, and even I have to admit that she wears it better!" He laughed, then stopped and peered at her. "Because I'm a skeleton" he explained.

Cheer up everyone, " he said, a new brightness to his voice. "Since we’re all going to die horribly anyway, what’s there to be worried about?

Tides do what tides do–they turn.

Doesn't sunlight kill them? Doesn't it turn them to dust, or make them burst into flames or something?""Nope. Vampires tan, just like you and me. Well, just like you. I tend to bleach.

Knowledge is not made for understanding it is made for cutting.

All great beginnings start in the dark, when the moon greets you to a new day at midnight.

A vague uneasiness the police. It's like when you suddenly understand you have to undress in front of the doctor.

Throw caution to the wind and just do it.

We as songwriters are in the same position as a professional fisherman. Our fishing grounds are kind of fished out.

Socialism easily accepts despotism. It requires the strongest execution of power -- power sufficient to interfere with property.

Racism is a virus. And since nobody's really looking too hard for a cure it reproduces itself over and over again.

Property is unstable, and youth perishes in a moment. Life itself is held in the grinning fangs of Death, Yet men delay to obtain release from the world. Alas, the conduct of mankind is surprising.

So much of life is happenstance. It makes me laugh when I go to a bookstore and see all those titles about controlling your life. You're lucky if you can control your bladder.

We like to think of Uber as the cross between lifestyle and logistics, where lifestyle is what you want and logistics is how you get it there.