Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don't act out your dreams.

I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.

Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.

The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.

Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream

The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is.

I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.

Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.

It was a hard name having growing up as a child. Some kids would call me names like "Birbiglebug" and "Birbibliography" and "Faggot". Some were more clever than others.

I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time.

SOLVE BY RESOLVE -Use lessons learned from failed attempts to reinforce commitment

Every new time will give its law.

Come find me," Leo put in, his gaze full of understanding. "Whenever you want. I'll be here.

Most of us find it difficult to accept a definition of love that says we are never loved in a context where there is abuse.

I don't want to see kids in America being scared because they're hearing people on television and the radio saying really ugly xenophobic and racist things.

I would rather discover one true cause than gain the kingdom of Persia.

Evidence of warming is not evidence that the cause is anthropogenic.

When you follow the dream in your heart, you're energised, inspired, & motivated.

I see a pair of shoes I adore, and it doesn't matter if they have them in my size. I buy them anyway.

There are three kinds of brains: One understands of itself, another can be taught to understand, and the third can neither understand to itself or be taught to understand.