Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it.

Where you have been isn't half as important as where you are headed. Keep your sights and focus on the future.

You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.

Fairy tales are make believe and reality sucks, but I happen to live in both worlds.

The Lord's Prayer may be committed to memory quickly but it is slowly learnt by heart.

The principle that light can be in two places at the same time is absolutely extraordinary.

Abraham Lincoln was on the side of the social scientists when he said, "God must have loved the people of lower and middle socioeconomic status, because he made such a multiplicity of them.

It's an odd thing about this universe that, though we all disagree with each other, we are all of us always in the right.

Doing good is good for business.

A faith is something you die for; a doctrine is something you kill for; there is all the difference in the world.