Doubt begins only at the last frontiers of what is possible.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

She might be a natural-born cynic, but she knew the right word when she heard it.

Thomas had lived in fear and terror the past few weeks, but this was almost too much. To feel safe only to have that snatched away again.

Time brings all things to pass.

Kids like us don't often have the chance of meeting a great warrior like you. Would you have a little fencing match with me? It would be frightfully decent.

I guess you could say I have bad taste in men. But I no longer feel the need to be someone's wife.

Yes, I am going into the woods; I am going into the unity of all things.

In short? It is exhausting being me. Pretending to be normal is draining and requires amazing amounts of energy and Xanax.

This self-defeating behavior, so the argument goes, must be the result of warped domestic politics.

My doctor told me my jogging could add years to my life.

Who are you and why are you my cat?