Doug Larson, the famous runner and 1924 Olympic Gold Medal winner, said it best 'Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

So much for a great opening speech, that sucker done tucked tail and is hiding in the deepest part of my brain, sucking its thumb.

An cinniúnt, is dócha: féach an féileacán úd thall atá ag foluain os cionn mo choinnle. Ní fada go loiscfear a sciatháin mhaiseacha: cá bhfios dúinne nach bhfuil a fhios sin aige, freisin?

There is nothing we could ever do to make God love us more

Your professional experience can strengthen your resume, increase your earning potential, prove dependability, instill trust, and open new doors of opportunity which would remain closed otherwise.

Our artillery has really been sensational. For once we have enough of something and at the right time. Officers tell me they actually have more guns than they know what to do with.

In short, ISIS is composed of religiously motivated psychopaths.

I came to accept in myself a long time ago that I really do like writing articulate sociopaths.

I was brought up with lies all the time... that's how you got along... I have lied my entire life...

We need to be a leadership position about protecting minors on the Internet and, more importantly, giving the parents the tools they need to protect them.

And the new day was a great big fish.