Down, boy! Couchant! I said couchant! No! Not rampant!

If you were going to be successful in the world of crime, you needed a reputation for honesty.

Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw.It was its tendency to bend at the knees.

WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN.

Look at it like this, it's not that we're making life, we're simply giving life a place to live.

It is a mystery, ' said Detritus.Vimes grinned mirthlessly. It was a mystery. And he didn't like mysteries. Mysteries had a way of getting bigger if you didn't solve them quickly. Mysteries pupped.

Is It Frightening To Be Free?""You said it.""You Say To People 'Throw Off Your Chains' And They Make New Chains For Themselves?""Seems to be a major human activity, yes.

What a mess the world was in, Vimes reflected. Constable Visit had told him the meek would inherit it, and what had the poor devils done to deserve that?

People said that there was one law for the rich and one law for the poor, but it wasn't true. There was no law for those who made the law, and no law for the incorrigibly lawless.

You Say To People 'Throw Off Your Chains' And They Make New Chains For Themselves?

He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why he wasn't going to have one. One drink ended up arriving in a dozen glasses.

Life is the faith of a dance dream.

Your greater purpose is already written in the fabric of your being

Perhaps I am just a coward who loves to laugh at life better than I do cry with it. But when I do get to crying, boy, I can roll a mean tear.

On the seventh day God ended his work which he had made and he rested on the seventh day.

When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.

"On my honor" - what an ennobling phrase! Three short words, nine letters, but the summation of all we call character. From the Boy Scout's Oath.

There isn't a scientific community. It is a culture. It is a very undisciplined organization.

How many weak shoulders have craved heavy burdens!

The reason that adulation is not displeasing is that, though untrue, it shows one to be of consequence enough, in one way or other, to induce people to lie.

If an actor ever says they really enjoy the auditioning process, I truly believe that they're lying. It's an anxiety-filled waking nightmare. It's awful.