Drama is a complete meal, vitamins, proteins, carbohydrates. It's a slow burn thing. It's got an arc. Comedy is more like coke.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Life is my greatest enemy.

We expect God to be an angry father who demands justice, but through Jesus, He gives us love and grace when we don't deserve it.

You don't get any points in life for doing things the hard way.

Nobody's sweetheart is ugly.

Wishes are slippery things. You have to be very specific or you can get exactly what you wished for and still end up with nothing.

No matter if it is a white cat or a black cat; as long as it can catch mice, it is a good cat.

I wish I were worthy of his love. (Any love.)I should tell him to run. But I can't. I need him.

Whats the matter?" Jayfeather muttered " Afraid i might give you some medicine?

They put me in the drama class, and that's the path I've taken.

These religions that are so freighted with their own pomposity are no better than inspired guesses.