Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries

Let your inner DORK shine through.

You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT

So many FREAKS and not enough CIRCUSES!

Better late than never."-Dork Diaries

Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.

Wine intoxicates for a time, but the end is bitterness.

In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!

BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max").

I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie!

Hey, get a load of those two! It must be mating season or something...

The space between between breaths is measured in moments. But the space between Truths..? Lifetimes.

Animals can be understimulated, but hardly bored.

When America is chasing you, the whole world is chasing you.

People in Sweden are very conscious of what people are saying about you.

We live in a vast and awesome universe in which, daily, suns are made and worlds destroyed, where humanity clings to an obscure clod of rock.

Girls can do everything men can do...just backwards and in heels

If vitality gives a man's perspectives color, if community bonds give them breadth, if awareness of the land makes them realistic, a deep sense of loyalty gives them personal meaning and integrity.

The promises of God for tomorrow are the anchor for believers today.

The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.

I intend to lead my party, which is the only party that has a serious policy on the No. 1 priority of the people and that is the economy.